Welcome to Nude Overclockers. My name is Gayle and I have a passion for getting it up. (My CPU speed of course! You naughty boy! Go wash your mouth out with soap and say 733 hail marys!)

My friends and I are all naturalists who do not believe in wearing clothes. We find that the overclocking Gods are more generous if we do it naked. A small price to pay for an extra 50mhz!

For those of you who are new to overclocking we have comprehensive guides to get you started and for those of you out there who are seasoned veterans we delve deep into the technicalities of the art, with in depth news, reviews and features on everything in the overclocking world.

In our spare time we like to walk through the streets of silicon valley with our breasts swinging in the wind. (Don't tell anyone but Sarah's grandmother was responsible for the y2k bug. She walked past the programmers office and he was so distracted by her assets that he accidentally deleted the 20 in 2000. SHHHHHH......Don't tell anyone)

If there is demand for it we may even get a live webcam so you can see us overclocking at home. Tamika is a bit reluctant though. Still, it's a thought. Check out the site and let us know what you think.

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