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The following is not written by nor endorsed by NudeOC.
We just found it funny........
Copyright 2000 by |FDISK|
I was just thinking about how todays political speeches sound, and how
different it is from how the standard IRCer talks. I started thinking
about what political debates will sound like in 30 years, when the
IRCers begin to run for president. Here is a fictional (duh) IRC-based
political interview from 2030...
<ABCreporter> Candidate
Walinsky, In a recent interview, your opponent, Candidate_Roberts, from
the "D00m hax0rz Quake 5 Cl4n" party said of your foreign
policy, "It’s hella gh3y. Y0u’d have t0 be a fucking llama t0
pr0p0se s0mething that hella gh3y." How do you respond?
<Candidate_Walinsky> Eye have
r00t on j00r b0x!! eye 0wn j00! ph34r me!!
***ABCreporter has quit IRC (0wn3d (Connection
reset by ph34r))
<Candidate_Walinsky> Bahahah. I
r00l.
<Candidate_Roberts> Oh Shutup f00. he
was on an unsecured wingate, even a 2 year old could have hax0red him.
<Candidate_Walinsky> Shutup
bitch. j00 just don’t want to admit I r00l massiv3ly.
<Candidate_Roberts> Thats it
f00! eye will packet j00! ph34r!
<Candidate_Walinksy> Eyem still
heeeeere!
<Candidate_Roberts> Isnt your IP
43.3266.7877.27542778.42423.ssfdd?
<Candidate_Walinksy> No bitch, thats
NBCreporter’s IP! j00 llama!
***NBCreporter has quit IRC (ping timeout)
<Candidate_Roberts> Oops...ah well,
he was a llama too! j00 bitch, he was on j00r side! I r00l j00 f00!
<CBSreporter> To both of you sirs,
what is your opinion on the French issue?
<Candidate_Walinsky> We can 0wn
france! We will hax0r their b0x3n and install B0!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> No we cant. thats
just fuck1ng gh3y, j00 llama!
<Candidate_Walinsky> Screw j00 biatch.
eye am l33ter than j00, eye will be president!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
<Candidate_Roberts> EYE AM KL33T EYE RULL WALNSKY!!!!!!
*** Candidate_Roberts has quit IRC (Excess flood)
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